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Its On A Slab

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It's been a long time since I have had so much Latin spoken at me.
Could be worse.

I was on an expedition kayaking trip around Isle Royale about 15 years ago.

My buddy was trying to find the Canadian weather stations on his radio while we were in camp, and kept finding the ones that were in French.

He looked at me with a serious look, and said, "French can be the most insulting language!".
 

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Could be worse.

I was on an expedition kayaking trip around Isle Royale about 15 years ago.

My buddy was trying to find the Canadian weather stations on his radio while we were in camp, and kept finding the ones that were in French.

He looked at me with a serious look, and said, "French can be the most insulting language!".
It can be.
One of my French teachers gave me a book called Wicked French.
On the beach, you could ask a buxom lady, "Would you like me to rub some sun cream on those?"
Walk into a restaurant and asked, "Is it true that you are ashamed of your menu?" (this one is particularly popular with French restaurant owners).
At a farmer's market ask, "Are those raisins or do you have a rabbit behind the counter?"

You know, useful phrases like those.
 

Its On A Slab

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It can be.
One of my French teachers gave me a book called Wicked French.
On the beach, you could ask a buxom lady, "Would you like me to rub some sun cream on those?"
Walk into a restaurant and asked, "Is it true that you are ashamed of your menu?" (this one is particularly popular with French restaurant owners).
At a farmer's market ask, "Are those raisins or do you have a rabbit behind the counter?"

You know, useful phrases like those.
I may have relayed this story here before, but when I was in college, we had a guy who was from the Bekaa Valley in Lebanon. His broken English was heavily Southern in tone, which was funny. His great uncle was a big politician in the Mississippi Delta.

I knew a little Arabic. One day he was giving me a hard time, and out of the blue I told him in Arabic: "Screw your whore sister". His smile and laughter turned sour. He wasn't expecting that. :D

I remember hearing "sharmoota" on one of the many Middle Eastern series we've watched. It means "dirty, promiscuous" etc. It's part of the slang epithet I shot his way.
 

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But, like an iceberg, concealing a huge theological rift underneath the surface...
I have often thought that, if Jesus came back to Earth, and saw what humans have done with what he said, he would be disappointed.
"Filioque? Really? That's what you are focused on? 'Pray for your enemies,' I said. 'Love one another,' I said. But you guys get so focused on theology of filioque that you murdered one another over differing interpretations of that word? Were you even listening to what I said?"
 

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