Predict What Verne Will Call Our Players This Year

ken01fan

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Jalston Fowler= Justin Flowers
Donta Hightower= Donta Stallworth
Robert Lester= Bob Fester
Nico Johnson= Nico Thorpe
Trent Richardson= another one of Arnold Schwarzeneggers love child
 

Alasippi

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Aug 31, 2007
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"Florida really jumped into a boiling pot when they thought they could run right at Donta Hotwater."

"Forrest Gump may have been fast, but Bama Receiver Tom Hanks has some pretty good speed himself."

"There's a pass down the middle and it's INTERCEPTED BY MARQUIS MAZE!!"

"And that is the seventh, count 'em, seventh sack for Marvin Upshaw!"

"Gary, A.J. Mcelroy looks an awful lot like Brodie Croyle."

"With his performance today Nico Harris has made a statement! Move over Orlando Mclain!"

:)
 

Glenn_B

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I agree. I like them, too. Gary Danielson gives good breakdowns of plays, and Ferne is like your crazy uncle. They have their quirks, but them and Nessler/Blackledge are the only ones I really like to hear calling our games. Most of the others are horrible!
I got fed up with Danielson in the 09 SECCG. He kept referring to GMac as “The quarterback Bama didn’t want.” True, Tebow was our first choice (wasn’t he every school’s) but its not like we barricaded the doors when Greg came knocking.
 

RTR91

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I agree. I like them, too. Gary Danielson gives good breakdowns of plays, and Ferne is like your crazy uncle. They have their quirks, but them and Nessler/Blackledge are the only ones I really like to hear calling our games. Most of the others are horrible!
I think I read where Nessler and Blackledge were split up. Sad divorce IMO.
 

svtider

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Mar 21, 2001
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I do look forward to what Verne will do to Kouandjio . That is a trainwreck waiting to happen. I'm hoping he says screw it and just goes with "Cujo" rather than murder their last name.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....funniest thing i read today. luv the "Cujo"!!:biggrin:
 

CrimsonPharmboy

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Sep 5, 2007
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The funniest thing I have heard about Verne was that he was in a Tuscaloosa restaurant a few seasons ago and a fan thought he was Eli Gold. He took pictures and then finally told the fan he was Verne Tonguetwist and instead of reacting badly the fan said well ROLL TIDE ANYWAY! This story came from an actual interview that Finebaum did with Tonguetwist.
 

CajunCrimson

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"And now coming in for Bama at QB is another son of a famous NY Giant. Phillip Sims Jr comes to Nick Sable from his connection to the Giants franchise. Boy Gary his dad Phil Sr was one ...of...the...best ever to don a Jet uniform"
 

graydogg85

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These threads inevitably remind me of the EDSBS thread on alternate-but-equivalent names for Colt McCoy:

29 ALTERNATE NAMES FOR COLT MCCOY - Every Day Should Be Saturday

McClain Dudeflinch and Remington Ponymaster are among my favorites.

As for Verne, I think we'll definitely see AJ McElroy and/or Chris Sims at some point, as well as Mark Richardson. Mark Barron will make a few spectacular receptions, and Marquis Maze will be responsible for several PBUs and open-field tackles. If Duron Carter wears #8 as rumored, he'll be Julio Jones all year long.
 

CrimsonBleedRed

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Nov 24, 2007
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I can't wait to hear that Paul Sims completed a TD pass to Derrick Cartier. Which is fellowed up by a TD run Terry Robertson. All the way Daunte Hemmingway, Matt Baron, Drew Kurtpartrick and Kal-El Harris will lead a staunch defense to a great season. Let's just hope Edy Lace and TJ Moseley can step up next year.
 

selmaborntidefan

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These are assured of happening:
1) AJ McCarton will be AJ McElroy & Greg McCarron, probably on the same possession.

2) Lou Saban - he does it every year

3) He will refer to us as defending national champions and also call us Auburn.

4) Can't wait until Phil starts but isn't the official starter and we hear, "Alabama goes with a platoon QB of starter Phil Sims and backup Jeff Hostetler."

5) Donta Stallworth followed by a discussion of Mark Ingram's father

6) Sure to call one receiver Julio Jones & work in a Prothro broken leg reference

7) Sure to remember plays that never happened like when we beat Tebow on 5th down.
 

Luvnbama

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J.J. McCarron, Brent Richardson,Marcus Maze,Ronaldo Hightower and look out for Dre Fitzpatrick.
 

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