PUNCH LINE - I Hate Auburn so Much....

[DzynKingRTR]

I hate agbarn so much I won’t let the orange cup in the cabinet be stacked with a blue one.

You have an orange cup? Ban poster!

 

[NoNC4Tubs]

I hate Auburn so much...

• that I think Country Time lemonade tastes better than Toomer's Corner
• that if I ran a feed & seed Spike 80DF would always be on sale
• that I would start referring to Auburn as "Clemson without a lake"
• that I would pass a state law banning the pronunciation "Jerdun"
• that I would get a shaman, a priest, and a Pentecostal faith healer to exercise the demons from Jordan-Hare Dye Stadium

The Gravedigger already did that...(even Jason Autrey's ineptitude was overcome that evening.)

 

[tmv85]

I hate agbarn so much I won’t let the orange cup in the cabinet be stacked with a blue one.

When I eat M&Ms, I will not eat an orange and blue one together. I eat all the orange ones first, then the yellow or green ones before I will eat a blue one.

 

[uafan4life]

I hate agbarn so much I won’t let the orange cup in the cabinet be stacked with a blue one.

Why the heck do you have orange cups?!?!?!!

 

[uafan4life]

...I would get a shaman, a priest, and a Pentecostal faith healer to exercise the demons from Jordan-Hare Dye Stadium

Exercise the demons?



Is the demons' cardio regimen lacking?

 

[AlistarWills]

You have an orange cup? Ban poster!

Why the heck do you have orange cups?!?!?!!

For clarity, my wife has a set of 4 cups that she loves. One is arnge and I ain’t stupid.
I only drink out of Alabama stadium cups from BDS or Coleman.

 

[lowend]

Exercise the demons?



Is the demons' cardio regimen lacking?

I'd better make sure I have TWO cups of coffee before getting on TideFans from now on!

 

[BamaFanatJSU]

I hate Auburn so much that I purposefully hit traffic cones and barrels because of the color (NOTE: this also works during Tennessee Hate Week).

 

[BhamToTexas]

I hate Auburn so much if I dated Amy Adams I’d make her change her hair color

Woah…too far

 

[countrytider]

I hate Auburn so much I grounded my nine year old boy for saying “W*r Ea**e, just jokingly around me.