"Snotty know-it-all" compendium of quotes/stories about sports journalists

[Isaiah 63:1]

For Gregg Doyel's (and our) amusement. I'll start:

"Here's a 20. Bury two." Paul Bryant's response when asked to contribute $10 to cover the cost of a sports writer's funeral.

 

[Isaiah 63:1]

"Naw man; journalism. It was easier." Joe Namath, responding to a sports writer's asking him if he had majored in basket weaving at Alabama.

 

[Isaiah 63:1]

"I don't read your articles. If I want fiction, I'll buy a novel" Shaquille O'Neal