Stupid, off-season pun...

[TIDE-HSV]

Puns are my weakness. My wife says she hates vacations, because the puns start before we get out of the driveway. Anyway, this AM, the local NPR station was having its fund drive and in the "Whaddya Know" section with Michael Feldman, he interviewed the female vol fan who'd been called by their AD and told to hold down her volume during games. She started talking about what heaven was (orange), and all I could think was "Vol Hollow."

 

[TommyMac]

Wouldn't "Vol Holler" be more apt?

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Well, yeah. That's probably the way they'd pronounced "Valhalla."

 

[bayoutider]

Well, yeah. That's probably the way they'd pronounced "Valhalla."

Great, now I have visions of Buggs Bunny riding a big white horse while wearing a blond wig with "Ride of the Valkyries" plays in the background.

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

Well, yeah. That's probably the way they'd pronounced "Valhalla."

What a riot! :biggrin2: :biggrin2: To slay or not to slay the english language. :biggrin2: :biggrin2:

 

[RollTideHG]

Puns are my weakness. My wife says she hates vacations, because the puns start before we get out of the driveway. Anyway, this AM, the local NPR station was having its fund drive and in the "Whaddya Know" section with Michael Feldman, he interviewed the female vol fan who'd been called by their AD and told to hold down her volume during games. She started talking about what heaven was (orange), and all I could think was "Vol Hollow."

That was marvelous, sir.

 

[uncle john]

Those Vol fans are so delusional, huh? I always say that it's obvious God is a Tide fan. I mean why else would everyone bleed crimson?

 

[FreeBro]

Those Vol fans are so delusional, huh? I always say that it's obvious God is a Tide fan. I mean why else would everyone bleed crimson?

You know that's right, here is proof:

Ezekiel 20:29
Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called Bamah unto this day. King James Version

What other SEC team is mentioned in the Bible?

What about the Tide being sung about in churches all over the world?

from the hymn, Stretched On the Cross, the Savior Dies

Stretched on the cross, the Savior dies,
Hark! His expiring groans arise;
See, how the sacred crimson tide
Flows from His hands, His feet, His side.
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[uncle john]

Ha Ha Ha, Awesome!!

 

[TIDE-HSV]

What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called Bamah unto this day.

Uh, you do understand that they were sneaking off to conduct pagan sacrifices?

 

[FreeBro]

Uh, you do understand that they were sneaking off to conduct pagan sacrifices?

Yeah, and you do know that Tuscaloosa is Druid City? A coincidence? I think NOT!!!! LOL
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[TommyMac]

Well, yeah. That's probably the way they'd pronounced "Valhalla."

Not the viles or the barners, they say "bammer" instead of BAMA.

 

[RolltideFanz]

As a "minister in training", I'm not sure whether to laugh or be completely appalled at this thread :biggrin:

 

[FreeBro]

As a "minister in training", I'm not sure whether to laugh or be completely appalled at this thread :biggrin:

Do NOT be appalled, apetered, athomased, or ajohned or anything else. It is ALL done strictly tongue in cheek. Everything I said was a joke; I believe none of that stuff, but I do think it is funny (i do not care who you are) LOL:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[Vinny]

There is a prison in Vallhalla, NY!

 

[TIDE-HSV]

There's a prison in NE TN named "Brushy Mountain" prison. At one time, there were so many men from Cocke Cty (Cosby) in prison that the state would send down a flat bed truck and load it up with relatives to drive them up to visit. Cocke Cty was once featured in Esquire Magazine as the most lawless county in the USA...

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

There's a prison in NE TN named "Brushy Mountain" prison. At one time, there were so many men from Cocke Cty (Cosby) in prison that the state would send down a flat bed truck and load it up with relatives to drive them up to visit. Cocke Cty was once featured in Esquire Magazine as the most lawless county in the USA...

Yes sir. In 1983 I escorted an individual from the Brushy Mountain State Prison to the Talledega Federal Prison. He was hidding out in the state prison to avoid the FEDS. Federal time is serious time.

What I remember most about his transfer, he had a Tatoo of the Ugly orange T on his right arm. He was blown away by my Alabama pachmayr grips on my 357Colt Python. I had written the Co. and they were happy to make me a matching pair. I was told no one had ever made such a request. To my knowledge I haven't seen anyone else with grips like mine. :BigA:

 

[FreeBro]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OK, this thread is really getting random. :BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Relax. It's the off-season...

 

[alextupelo]

no HSV its spring practice season

can anyone else name the rest of the season in Alabama?