Stupid, off-season pun...

[TIDE-HSV]

My bad... Problem is, there's not enough hard news to push threads like these down to the bottom...

 

[RolltideFanz]

Do NOT be appalled, apetered, athomased, or ajohned or anything else. It is ALL done strictly tongue in cheek. Everything I said was a joke; I believe none of that stuff, but I do think it is funny (i do not care who you are) LOL:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

Nah, I had a big smile on my face the whole time I was reading the thread.

Then came Brushy Mountain Prison...Cocke County...I can't take much more...

 

[uncle john]

I'm a pastor's kid myself. Laugh. "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine"

 

[RolltideFanz]

I'm a pastor's kid myself. Laugh. "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine"

:biggrin:

 

[FreeBro]

I'm a pastor's kid myself. Laugh. "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine"

I once got a preacher's daughter pregnant!









Over two years after I married her, LOL! Did I getcha?
As a matter of fact I got her pregnant four times.
She was my first wife.
She's still my wife.:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[RolltideFanz]

I once got a preacher's daughter pregnant!









Over two years after I married her, LOL! Did I getcha?
As a matter of fact I got her pregnant four times.
She was my first wife.
She's still my wife.:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

Tremendous! :BigA:

You did get me a bit. I was sitting here saying, "and he's bragging about this why?" :tongue:

 

[FreeBro]

Tremendous! :BigA:

You did get me a bit. I was sitting here saying, "and he's bragging about this why?" :tongue:

HeHe

I do not know why, but my paw-in-law hates it when I say stuff like that.

He use to tell people when my wife was pregnant the first time that it was the second immaculate conception. When we broke the news to him about the second baby I told him this, "I hate to tell you this, but me and your daughter have been kissing with our mouths open...again." My maw-in-law laughed, he did NOT. Now that my second child is 14 (she's a girl) I'm beginning to understand why he felt the way he did. It ain't that funny now!:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[Purplepossum]

True story. A pastor friend of mine in Huntsville used to have his church sing the hymn, "Stretched On the Cross, the Savior Dies". A member of the church said he would quit the church if they kept singing that because he was a Vols fan and couldnt say the words crimson tide. My friend said if your commitment to the church is that shallow I wish you well at your new church.

 

[Tide Tales]

TTT - the contestant thinks heaven is orange? She aware that orange seems more like h***?:conf3: :BigA:

 

[yellowhammer13]

Great, now I have visions of Buggs Bunny riding a big white horse while wearing a blond wig with "Ride of the Valkyries" plays in the background.

.... And Elmer Fudd with his "spear and magic helmet" singing "Kill da wabbit"!! LOL!!!

 

[RolltideFanz]

True story. A pastor friend of mine in Huntsville used to have his church sing the hymn, "Stretched On the Cross, the Savior Dies". A member of the church said he would quit the church if they kept singing that because he was a Vols fan and couldnt say the words crimson tide. My friend said if your commitment to the church is that shallow I wish you well at your new church.

Absolutely believable and completely ridiculous. Then again, most of the things I say in regards to football and those teams I hate is probably equally ridiculous. Ah well, whatcha gonna do?! :BigA:

 

[P. C. Pachyderm]

In Baptist circles, probably the most famous Bama-related hymn is ....

Dark is the stain that we cannot hide.
What can avail to wash it away?
Look, there is flowing a crimson tide;
Whiter than snow you may be today.

Seems like it's always good for an amused glance or two between the younger Bama fans in the congregation ... but it has some powerful truth in it, too.

 

[uncle john]

Like I said, God is definitely pro-Bama! And I'm pretty sure the devil is an orangish red!:biggrin:

 

[I HATE ORANGE]

As a "minister in training", I'm not sure whether to laugh or be completely appalled at this thread :biggrin:

Man, you gotta lighten up. It's a joke.

 

[FreeBro]

When we sing that hymn I look around for those that I know are Auburn fans in the congregation and watch them as they sing it.

There is another hymn that talks about the "rolling tide" and I like watching them sing that as well.

:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[FitToBeTide]

Myself, Free.I sing in the choir.:biggrin:

:biga2:

 

[92tide]

n Baptist circles, probably the most famous Bama-related hymn is ....

Dark is the stain that we cannot hide.
What can avail to wash it away?
Look, there is flowing a crimson tide;
Whiter than snow you may be today.

Seems like it's always good for an amused glance or two between the younger Bama fans in the congregation ... but it has some powerful truth in it, too.
April 2nd, 2007 03:12 PM

as a teenager, i distinctly remember us singing this the morning after tiffin's kick. there were a bunch of big 'ol grins throughout the congregation.

 

[FreeBro]

as a teenager, i distinctly remember us singing this the morning after tiffin's kick. there were a bunch of big 'ol grins throughout the congregation.

Yes, indeed, God do have a sense of humor.

For further proof I present to you the platypus.:BigA: :BigA: :BigA: :BigA:

 

[bamanut_aj]

Man, you gotta lighten up. It's a joke.

that's why he put a smilie face after his post.

 

[bamanut_aj]

Yes sir. In 1983 I escorted an individual from the Brushy Mountain State Prison to the Talledega Federal Prison. He was hidding out in the state prison to avoid the FEDS. Federal time is serious time.

What I remember most about his transfer, he had a Tatoo of the Ugly orange T on his right arm. He was blown away by my Alabama pachmayr grips on my 357Colt Python. I had written the Co. and they were happy to make me a matching pair. I was told no one had ever made such a request. To my knowledge I haven't seen anyone else with grips like mine. :BigA:

You, sir, are a LEGEND!!!!!!