Things you won't do as a Bama fan

[TIDE-HSV]

All right...

understand the distraction. In addition to the above about Welch, it's not commonly known that the company was originally set up by the Methodist Church to ensure a reliable source of non-fermented grape juice for communion...

 

[Tide&True]

"About Welch’s
Welch's is the world's leading marketer of Concord and Niagara grape-based products, including grape juice and jelly. The company produces a variety of other fruit-based products, including 100% juices, juice cocktails, and drinks in the following forms: single serve and multi-serve, bottles and cans, refrigerated, and frozen and shelf-stable concentrates. In addition, Welch's produces a number of fruit spread products under both the Welch's and BAMA brand names. Welch’s and BAMA are trademarks of Welch Foods Inc., A Cooperative. All rights reserved. Welch's Web site can be found at www.welchs.com"

Earle...the stuff you know is scarey.

 

[rolltidetravis]

Never Ever

date or anything else with an agbarn or ucheat fan.(they are not real smart and smell like cabbage) Or will never ever admit that any school at anytime has a better program running than us. Also will never paint my face for a game(not just because I'm a Bama fan, it's just goofy, period)

 

[CornBiscuit]

Not pass up the opprotunity to tell all of the recruits at LSU today to go to Bama.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Just call me...

the factoid king...

 

[TideFan in AU]

Besides the above mentioned...

I will NEVER roll the quad, no matter who we beat.

I will NEVER attend a tractor parade.

I will NEVER fear a thumb.

and...

I will NEVER, EVER look at a sheep "in that way".


:biggrin:

 

[Redwood Forrest]

Things I Will Never Do As An Alabama Fan

I will never discuss jelly on a football board

"The C.F. Sauer Company purchased BAMA Salad Products in 1996, with a commitment to the BAMA consumer that we would not alter the unique BAMA taste. And we have lived up to that commitment."

Evidently Borden sold off the Bama brands to other companies. I wonder who makes the Bama P-nut butter now.

 

[BamaSlama]

Wear a paper bag on my head while wearing Crimson.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Welch...

does the whole PBJ bit...

 

[Probius]

Tear down the goal posts. Ever. For any reason. Period.

I agree 100%. At Bama we expect to win and never do such classless things as to tear down our own goal posts. That's something for teams like auburn to do.

 

[DJHall4prez]

I will never...bet on Bama to lose.
I will never...turn off the Steely Dan song Deacon Blues.
I will never...watch a game on TV without listening to the radio broadcast.

 

[BAMAHD]

If i remember correctly Welch’s bought out Bama jellies which was located in Tarrant ,AL. Soon after that the workers were layed off, the plant was shut down and their jellies are now made out of state.
Simple case of buying out the competition and keeping the logo.

Back to the thread, I will never buy anything orange & blue, if anyone wants it for birthdays or whatever my wife has to get it.

 

[Bama Band]

I never buy Tennessee Pride sausage. How in the world somebody can put those two words together is beyond me. Maybe if they called it Tennessee No-pride I might buy it.

 

[alatider]

Honest to goodness - I will not buy or wear anything orange or orange& blue.

If orange or orange & blue are the only colors available, then I just won't buy it.

 

[Baldbass]

I will never throw TP in a tree after a big Bama win.

 

[BAMMAR]

I would never wear ernge.
I will never forgive phyliss phatlock phulmer.
I will not embarass my University by showing my fanny during a game. I feel fans are a reflection of their school.
I will not believe animal husbandry is another way to date.
I will not go to obknoxiousville.

 

[dobeman]

I will never...

...root for the Big Orange in a bowl game even if their winning brings kudos to the SEC...

'nuff said

 

[Tide&True]

...root for the Big Orange in a bowl game even if their winning brings kudos to the SEC...

'nuff said

Bless you child