Link: Times are tough when women start tradin' sex for cigarettes.

Relayer

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Well, those two don't look anything like the ones I talk to on the phone-chat lines.
 

Rasputin

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How lucky was that dude!!!

Geeze, why can't I ever run across two lovely ladies like these after purchasing a new carton...

I never can catch a break...
 

J.Will

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I have never been in a situation where a woman has said ,"Buy me a pakc of smokes and I'll have sex with you"

It's always been more ,"Get me these diamond earring and I guarantee a good weekend."
 

uafan4life

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I have never been in a situation where a woman has said ,"Buy me a pakc of smokes and I'll have sex with you"

It's always been more ,"Get me these diamond earring and I guarantee a good weekend."
That just means that you're hanging out in the wrong clubs. :)
 

gmart74

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i once traded sex for mcdonalds

needless to say she was a skank..... im not proud of it. in fact i was quite vulnerable and just needed to feel sexy to somebody to fix my low self-esteem and i would settle for temporary fake love in the form of cheap sex rather than fix my issues and hook up with a hottie.

lmao girls are so crazy!!!
 

J.Will

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i once traded sex for mcdonalds

needless to say she was a skank..... im not proud of it. in fact i was quite vulnerable and just needed to feel sexy to somebody to fix my low self-esteem and i would settle for temporary fake love in the form of cheap sex rather than fix my issues and hook up with a hottie.

lmao girls are so crazy!!!
And it only cost you a quarter pounder wityh cheese and a small fry? What's that two bucks. well played.
 

Bodhisattva

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i once traded sex for mcdonalds

needless to say she was a skank..... im not proud of it. in fact i was quite vulnerable and just needed to feel sexy to somebody to fix my low self-esteem and i would settle for temporary fake love in the form of cheap sex rather than fix my issues and hook up with a hottie.

lmao girls are so crazy!!!
Did you get fries with that?
 

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