I am awaiting GI Joke's marching orders for the attack from the Department of WAW on The Strait of Vermouth.
I hope he doesn’t drink his liquor straight, he’ll be even more confused than he already is.
I am awaiting GI Joke's marching orders for the attack from the Department of WAW on The Strait of Vermouth.
Yeah, it’s far more likely that old photos on the internet are actually from last week.the ministry of truth's pr machine is quick, i'll give them that
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“TDS is a helluva drug.”
- Rick James, probably
My fear is that he's living in a delusional la-la land. All this talk about shipping their precious uranium to the US, etc. At first, I thought it was just his weird negotiating. Now, I'm getting concerned, particularly with the clowns around him...
BREAKING:Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…
It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
But this one is even more accurate:
Obviously fake news. A real ancient tablet would have said that “Araya is weeks away from a nuclear weapon.”