I saw Fat Phil for the first time in person this past Sat and I must say, while he is grotesquely obese, he is not as Fat as I had hoped![]()
This is because he is still recovering from his trip to Cal. With all their soymilk and alfalfa sprouts and what not, Phil was not properly fed and has been suffering from malnutrition since.
He NEEDS as many donuts, pieces of fried chicken, and cheese wheels as you can throw a--I mean, give him...