Question: What is your version of the lyrics to "Rocky Top"

[tidepreacher]

I know that most of you have thought about this over the years. You can't help yourself--you've heard the tune about 458,000 times (in one game). Someone mentioned their version of the lyrics in another thread. I thought it would be funny to hear some others.

Here's mine:

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Second or third in the east
Good ol' rocky flop
Rocky Flop Tennessee

It makes the song tolerable when I sing it that way!

 

[dayhiker]

I remember a version we used to sing in the student section that would violate the boards policies. I think I can clean it up though.

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
A pile of dog excrement to me.
Good ole Rocky Top
Go to the place of the undead, Tennessee.

 

[bayoutider]

I'm sure glad I got to see 10orC
Fall down from the top.
From now on you will always be
Good ol' Rocky Flop

Ol Fat Phil he shore ain't lookin' good
Got a big frown on his face.
He knows now that he will always be
somewhere out of first place.

Rocky Flop you'll always be
a loathsome place for me.
Good ol' Rocky Flop (phew)
Rocky Flop 10orC,
Rocky Flop 10orC

I bet now that they wish they had not
Did what they did to us.
We will spend the next quarter century
Throwing them under the bus.

Ol' Fat Phil's days are numbered now
Don't know when or where.
Alabama fans they sure are happy now
Got us a Saban Bear.

Rocky Flop you'll always be
At the bottom of the SEC
Good ol Rocky Flop
You can all bite me
Rocky Flop you can bite me.

 

[JT4UA]

I wish I could post mine but it has a couple of bad words in it!

 

[Vinny]

I like BayouTider's verson. Mine can't be posted here, too many curse words, but use your imagination and just hum the words to Rocky Top and you will see!

 

[Bama Shadow]

Rockytop you'll never mean,
One "durn" thing to me
I hate rockytop,
Go to "hades" Tennessee

 

[bamapuppy]

I wish I could post mine but it has a couple of bad words in it!

My version has a rooster in it. Sometimes I wish that we could include the four letter words, but I understand why they do not allow that.

 

[bama_at_uab]

Glad that I don't live on Rocky Top
Back in them redneck'ed hills
Lots hicks without their teeth and such, ain't no dental bills

I once knew I guy from Rocky Top
Wasn't really all that bright
He was married to his cousin yeah,
Boy his kids ain't right!

Rocky Top you'll always be
An inbred place to me
Poor ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee

Strangers best steer clear from Rocky Top
Wouldn't believe that it's real
I would watch my back up on Rocky Top
Or else ya might learn how to squeal

Rocky Top you'll always be
Deliverance brought to life to me
Poor ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee

I once took a trip to Rocky Top
Just to take a look and see
Now, I speak the truth when I say that
I really had to turn and flee

Rocky Top You'll always be
A sorry place to me
Poor ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee

:biggrin:

 

[deltatider]

I wish I could post mine but it has a couple of bad words in it!

I'm with you, if I posted my version I would never be able to post on Tidefans again!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin:

 

[bamaf3v4]

ya I post one earlier and it got locked so I will not post it Didnt think it was that bad.

 

[ElephanTideis]

good ol' rocky top
forty-one-seventeen

 

[Tide son of Crim]

"Bama boys went up on Rocky Top
and they could do no wrong.
Bama boys came down from Rocky Top
singing the victory song.

Rocky Top you'll always be my favorite win for me
Good ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top Tenersee!"