What's your Favorite Fact about Chuck Norris?

[TexasTideFan]

He counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

I love the fact the in The Expendables 2, Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke.

 

[nx4bama]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down

 

[Highway59]

 

[CrimsonChuck]

He wants the Jags to sign Tim Tebow. :biggrin2:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Chuck-Norris-wants-the-Jaguars-to-sign-Tim-Tebow.html

Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger, has FINALLY weighed in on the controversial Tim Tebow debate that will never go away, regardless of how marginally terrible the quarterback plays (thanks for everything, ESPN). Yes, the infamous Chuck Norris has taken a break from winning American Idol using only sign language and slamming revolving doors to suggest that Tebow should still get a shot at success in the NFL.

 

[TexasBama]

 

[Catfish]

He wants the Jags to sign Tim Tebow. :biggrin2:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Chuck-Norris-wants-the-Jaguars-to-sign-Tim-Tebow.html

He may be able to count to inifinity, but not even Chuch Norris can make Tebow a decent NFL quarterback.

 

[bamahippie]

My personal favs:

Sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris.

Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com

You Say Potato, Chuck Norris Says Nothing and Gives You A Roundhouse Kick in The Groin.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man …

Chuck Norris doesn't need a cell phone. He just forms his hand like a phone and talks through it.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

Chuck Norris weighs himself on a Richter scale.

Chuck Norris knits sweaters out of steel wool.

Those are not credits that roll at the end of Walker Texas Ranger, those are in fact fatalities that happened during filming

Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.

Chuck Norris tells the GPS where to turn.

If you know someone who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for much longer.

Chuck Norris can literally kill time.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Chuck Norris plays tennis - by himself.

 

[G-VilleTider]

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks.

 

[mikeincarolina]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a snooze,,the Sun wouldn't dare come up without permission!