Gus Malzahn fired (and (laughable) coaching search...)

UntouchableCrew

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From Tom Fornelli:

"I tell you that, that Auburn job just keeps getting more attractive every day.

Please come and work amid these warring factions who will all want to fire you if you don't consistently beat an all time great program on a regular basis."

:ROFLMAO:
 

rolltide_21

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Btw - I have a candidate for Auburn.

This candidate:

- knows the importance of standing for the National Anthem before the game
- "loves" the "poorly educated"
- knows next to nothing about actual football
- believes in being "tough" and "strongly" and is opposed to anything he perceives as "weak"
- is a helluva motivational speaker just so long as you let him talk about himself for 3/4 of the speech
- hates "losers"
- will coach without a headset so as not to mess up his hair
- will be ready to come in and take over at noon on January 20


I mean.....he's going to need a job......and Auburn needs a coach.......and........
No politics on the football board 🤣

And he's ORANGE, sorry couldn't resist.
 
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Bamacountry91

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Apparently despite what’s being reported.... Sark and Cristobal are back to the negotiating table. A This person seems to have some credibility just judging by the responses of the other posters. Has anybody else heard this?
 
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bamaga

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I agree, but that one word carries as much weight as the word "if". Circumstances change and people's desires change, quick.

edit: Don't be surprised if or when Dabo does leave Clemson, it's for another school not named Alabama. People view Dabo and Alabama in a vacuum, as that would be the only school he would leave Clemson. But again, circumstances change, people's desires change and the guy may end up in the PAC 12 surrounded by the beautiful scenery of Utah or Colorado.
Dabo’s shtick wouldn’t fly in Colorado! . Just sayin’ .

I think Dabo wants to coach at Alabama, just not anytime soon!
 
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Bamaatthebeach

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Dye was held in contempt by the national media. Most thought he was fully corrupt. They also considered his offense to be Neanderthal and boring. Both of those charges proved to be true but if it matters, his teams were physically tough. Some think that the 89 Bama team was superior; IMO, it was not even close. AU had more talent and were physically far superior. When it came time to win the game, AU tossed Bama around like a ragdoll - it was sickening. As usual, Bama had heart, as did AU, who was much meaner and tougher.

It took Stallings to set things right. No one was meaner or tougher than Bama under Stallings, similar to Bryant. But they had the finesse of an anvil, especially the surprisingly effective but ugly offense. A different world now.

(Btw, Crum was at NC at Chapel Hill. Did a good job.)
"The finesse of an anvil"--that might be the most effective metaphor I've ever heard!
 
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After an upset against their rival, the HC gets an offer from his home state’s flagship school. His agent plays the Auburn powers like Itzhak Perlman plays a Stradivarius, to the tune of a $49 million contract, 75% of which is guaranteed.

Two years later, after going 15-9, including wins over teams ranked #11 #17 and #5 at the times the games were played, they fire said coach. They will pay him over $21 million not to coach.

Given the above circumstances, the whole CFB world figures they already had the replacement in hand before axing the incumbent.

10 days later, after the following events, it’s apparent that was not the case:

One G5 coach turns down an offer because, “he‘s not sure who his boss would be.”

One OC with HC experience declines to interview, presumably because he sees the same thing.

Same agent, this time acting for a P5 HC, two time winner of the PAC 12, plays his current school for a raise and extension. Coach removes himself from further consideration.

Another G5 coach (different from the first one) turns down an offer because he wouldn’t have had full control over hiring his staff.

Now, they’re back to square 1.

You can’t make this stuff up.....this is the most Auburn thing in the history of Auburn. Beyond even naming the football field for a coach they had to fire because of NCAA violations.
 
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NationalTitles18

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After an upset against their rival, the HC gets an offer from his home state’s flagship school. His agent plays the Auburn powers like Itzhak Perlman plays a Stradivarius, to the tune of a $49 million contract, 75% of which is guaranteed.

Two years later, after going 15-9, including wins over teams ranked #11 #17 and #5 at the times the games were played, they fire said coach. They will pay him over $21 million not to coach.

Given the above circumstances, the whole CFB world figures they already had the replacement in hand before axing the incumbent.

10 days later, after the following events, it is apparent that was not the case:

One G5 coach turns down an offer because, “he‘s not sure who his boss would be.”

One OC with HC experience declines to interview, presumably because he sees the same thing.

Same agent, this time acting for P5 HC, two time winner of the PAC 12, plays his current school for a raise and extension. Coach removes himself from further consideration.

Another G5 coach (different from the fist one) turns down an offer because he wouldn’t have had full control over hiring his staff.

Now, they’re back to square 1.

You can’t make this stuff up.....this is the most Auburn thing in the history of Auburn. Beyond even naming the football field for a coach they had to fire because of NCAA violations.
I love it!!!
 

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What if Auburn already has a home run hire telling them he is coming, but he wants to wait until after Bowl season is over. What if they are smoke screening with this search. What if it is Dabo?
Auburn's not that creative. Besides Auburn's PTB prefers puppets, so that would be a no to Dabo.
 

4Q Basket Case

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What if Auburn already has a home run hire telling them he is coming, but he wants to wait until after Bowl season is over. What if they are smoke screening with this search. What if it is Dabo?
Guessing you just accidentally omitted the blue font.

But just in case not....What if that message from a number I don’t recognize is Tim Cook wanting me to be his successor at Apple?
 

NationalTitles18

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What if Auburn already has a home run hire telling them he is coming, but he wants to wait until after Bowl season is over. What if they are smoke screening with this search. What if it is Dabo?
Why leave the Auburn with a lake to go to the Auburn without a lake and with Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and LSU in the back yard? Dabo may be dumb, but he ain't that dumb.
 

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