Has anyone else noticed the difference in Barn recruiting versus Bama recruiting? Based on reading various summaries from the recruits, here is what I imagine a weekend at the Barn is like:
- Arrive Friday night. Find a parking spot without running over too many piles of cow and sheep dung.
- Meet host and other recruits gathered outside the stalls.
- Decide where everyone wants to eat - Jack's or Hardees?
- Go eat and cruise around the countryside.
- Saturday arrives - rooster crows. Tour the campus for a couple of minutes ("Didja here we gots a couple new compooters?") and meet with coaches.
- Tour the empty D.C. office. Listen to coaches mention potential candidates - Buddy Ryan, Bum Phillips, etc.
- Tour the stadium. Throw the football around on the field while wearing your spiffy new AU sweatband autographed by Napolean Dynamite.
- Meet for dinner at the stadium. All the hotdogs and chips you can eat.
- Sunday: Head over to Tub's place - largest house on the plains. Find the Lazyboy with your jersey # painted on it and watch some Dukes of Hazzard reruns with Tubs. Get irritated at Tubs after he asks you to adjust the rabbit ears for the fifth time.
- Late Sunday afternoon: Meet with Barn press. Answer the following question - "How was your visit based on the following scale: 1 = a stick in the eye, 10 = bitten by a snake?"
- Gas up the car and drive as fast as you can.
- Arrive Friday night. Find a parking spot without running over too many piles of cow and sheep dung.
- Meet host and other recruits gathered outside the stalls.
- Decide where everyone wants to eat - Jack's or Hardees?
- Go eat and cruise around the countryside.
- Saturday arrives - rooster crows. Tour the campus for a couple of minutes ("Didja here we gots a couple new compooters?") and meet with coaches.
- Tour the empty D.C. office. Listen to coaches mention potential candidates - Buddy Ryan, Bum Phillips, etc.
- Tour the stadium. Throw the football around on the field while wearing your spiffy new AU sweatband autographed by Napolean Dynamite.
- Meet for dinner at the stadium. All the hotdogs and chips you can eat.
- Sunday: Head over to Tub's place - largest house on the plains. Find the Lazyboy with your jersey # painted on it and watch some Dukes of Hazzard reruns with Tubs. Get irritated at Tubs after he asks you to adjust the rabbit ears for the fifth time.
- Late Sunday afternoon: Meet with Barn press. Answer the following question - "How was your visit based on the following scale: 1 = a stick in the eye, 10 = bitten by a snake?"
- Gas up the car and drive as fast as you can.