Auburn hate week:

There's how I feel about Tennessee: wish all bad things that could ever happen to the athletic program would occur.

Then there's how I feel about LSWho: good luck to them in every game but when they play Bama, then let them eat crap.

Then, well, my feelings for Auburn........If the War Tigers were playing the evil forces of Satan himself, I'd not be able to pick a side. What about when Auburn plays Tennessee or LSWho? My wish is for catastrophic structural facility failure.
 
Two of my besties are Auburn grads. Great guys... Neither worries a bit about football. I might get a polite War Eagle if we lose. Actually, one of them is a huge football watcher, he just doesn't get bent out of shape. He watched a ton of Saban Alabama football and was a big admirer of what he termed 'good footballin.'

And then... there are the cultists. One time I was at a soccer game for one of the kids and people were talking about their college experiences. One lady was from Minnesota and went to the U of Minnesota. She had a great time there, made lifelong friends, learned a lot, all the best of the university experience. There was another lady who became progressively agitated and started trying to argue with her that she couldn't have learned anything and had a terrible experience "because she didn't go to Auburn." Then other people chimed in and expressed the belief that many universities were great and offered great experiences.

The Auburn lady moved in a huff at the half and the Minnesota lady asked us "what is up with these crazy Auburn grads? I've had more than one tell me Minnesota was terrible and sucked compared to the high heavenly ways of Auburn. I don't care that they like there school, but why are they so concerned with me having a great time at Minnesota?"

Yep... It was a bit surreal and something I've seen more than once. I can't recall an Alabama alum pulling this kinda crap.

They are triggered by any state institution that has the name of the state in the name of the institution.
 
Can't stand them one bit. I lived through the drudgery that was 1986-1989, which included the first time game ever down at the cow pasture. We were undefeated, headed into the game but we were NOT national championship material that year. We were due for the other shoe to drop that year and never having played there before, I had a really bad feeling that that was it. And we had Curry who never beat the barn. However, had he stayed around a little longer, he would have eventually. As awful as that 4 game losing streak to them was, it was nothing compared to 2002-2007. We were absolutely hamstrung those years due to probation

That streak ended LONG ago and they haven't had a cumulative six wins in the series since then, but they STILL talk smack, like they have supplanted us. When they beat Oregon in their 2019 season opener, Stan White said on the radio something about there being NO doubt who the more dominant program in the state was. He was actually, with a straight face, referring to THEM. That level of delusion is... unfathomable
 
Can't stand them one bit. I lived through the drudgery that was 1986-1989, which included the first time game ever down at the cow pasture. We were undefeated, headed into the game but we were NOT national championship material that year. We were due for the other shoe to drop that year and never having played there before, I had a really bad feeling that that was it. And we had Curry who never beat the barn. However, had he stayed around a little longer, he would have eventually. As awful as that 4 game losing streak to them was, it was nothing compared to 2002-2007. We were absolutely hamstrung those years due to probation

That streak ended LONG ago and they haven't had a cumulative six wins in the series since then, but they STILL talk smack, like they have supplanted us. When they beat Oregon in their 2019 season opener, Stan White said on the radio something about there being NO doubt who the more dominant program in the state was. He was actually, with a straight face, referring to THEM. That level of delusion is... unfathomable
Stan White always called a bad play as the refs were making horrible calls against his beloved team. I used to listen purely for the comedy of his homerism. :LOL:

He was so delusional that even awbern felt he was too over the top and chucked him... :rolleyes:
 
There's how I feel about Tennessee: wish all bad things that could ever happen to the athletic program would occur.

Then there's how I feel about LSWho: good luck to them in every game but when they play Bama, then let them eat crap.

Then, well, my feelings for Auburn........If the War Tigers were playing the evil forces of Satan himself, I'd not be able to pick a side. What about when Auburn plays Tennessee or LSWho? My wish is for catastrophic structural facility failure.
I'm pulling for the devil! The good lord has taken care of the him already.
 
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