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Iron Chef America

The highpoint of my FoodTV watching last week was Ming Tsai beating the crap out of Bobby Flay. I'm sorry but Bobby Flay just doesn't impress me that much. there is only so much you can do with a pepper and an ear of corn before it gets redundant. ;) I think they should replace Bobby Flay with Ming Tsai. Ming has way more personality than Bobby and his dishes are more interesting.

The new Iron Cheff lineup should be:

Starting Lineup - first string

Iron Chef Asian - Ming Tsai, IMO one of the finest cullinary minds in the country. All his dishes you first eat with your eyes then with your mouth.

Iron Chef Italian - Giada De Laurentiis, sorry Mario but she is easier to look at ;)

Iron Chef American - Tyler Florence, he speaks better english than Wolfgang Puck ;) Graduated with honors from the College of Culinary Arts at Johnson & Wales University in South Carolina. More personality than Bobby Flay plus he also knows what to do with a pepper and an ear of corn.

Second string lineup - reserves

Iron Chef International - Wolfgang Puck, let's face it he can cook anything

Iron Chef Italian - Mario Batali, he really can cook and does fine presentation but I can do without the history lessons. :D

Iron Chef American - Bobby Flay, he will win most of the competitions where the secret ingredient is corn or peppers. ;)

Iron Chef Bore-me-to-death - Ina Garten aka The Barefoot Contessa. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Iron Chef Smurf - Sara Moulton, I love Sarah but she would have to wear elevator shoes to reach the counter tops. :D

Iron Chef Country - Paula Dean, she would talk her competiton into submission.

Iron Chef BBQ - Jack McDavid, he was Bobby Flay's sidekick on the old Grillin' & Chillin' show. Bobby always tried to shut Jack up but Jack never did. I liked Jack better and liked his BBQ better. Born in Virginia, Jack is a OJT cook. His initial plans were to gradutate from the University of Virginia as a CPA then go to law school. He got sidetracked ;).

Designated Ringer - Rachael Ray, she has been doing 30 minute meals for so long she could work circles around the competition using the clock. :D