Zima No Mo
As the Rehydration Enforcement Officer(REO) I have Requested from President Witt a a declaration of cease and desist of all Zima products from offical Bama Nations functions.It is due to the NCAA encouragment and abetment of the new flavors designed by the Zima Bottling Company.As of this point in time and forever in the future any player,coach,staff member or fan of the Bama Nation Football team caught drinking a Zima Hard Orange shall forever be banished to the West georgia campus of Opilika or the shrills of Tutorsee.So let it be written,So let it be done.
**If one must drink Zima due to medical reasons,they must bring a Doctors release to the REO's Office no later than thursdays before the games.The REO's have a special dye to administer to said Zima's to render them "CRIMSON" to allieviate all pain associated with seeing anything orange.
**These rulings do not apply to anyone mixing Zima with Old Forester.For those are real men,also it makes Zimas turn brown.
Brtndr4u
REO
As the Rehydration Enforcement Officer(REO) I have Requested from President Witt a a declaration of cease and desist of all Zima products from offical Bama Nations functions.It is due to the NCAA encouragment and abetment of the new flavors designed by the Zima Bottling Company.As of this point in time and forever in the future any player,coach,staff member or fan of the Bama Nation Football team caught drinking a Zima Hard Orange shall forever be banished to the West georgia campus of Opilika or the shrills of Tutorsee.So let it be written,So let it be done.
**If one must drink Zima due to medical reasons,they must bring a Doctors release to the REO's Office no later than thursdays before the games.The REO's have a special dye to administer to said Zima's to render them "CRIMSON" to allieviate all pain associated with seeing anything orange.
**These rulings do not apply to anyone mixing Zima with Old Forester.For those are real men,also it makes Zimas turn brown.
Brtndr4u
REO
