Flamers prepare, but GO BARN!

GulfCoastTider

Hall of Fame
Are you kidding?!?

After David Housel compared sports in this state to warfare?!? People die in war. People have their lives, livelihoods and homes destroyed in war. There's only one reason why someone would compare an intrastate rivalry to warfare: pure hatred.

Auburn people hate Alabama. From their doctoral graduates right down to the average toothless redneck living in the trailer park off Wire Road. Why?

Because until very, very recently Alabama beat them like the unruly, heathen little savages that they are. Year in, year out. They could count on one thing around Thanksgiving: a big dinner and an *** whipping from Bama.

Because of that, no Auburn fan will ever pull for Alabama. Ever. They prayed for Penn State in the 1979 Sugar Bowl. They were hooting and hollering when Miami scored in the 1993 Sugar Bowl. They cursed, spit and screamed at Alabama for doing something they haven't done since the divisional format was adopted: Win the SEC Championship by beating Florida TWICE in one year.

Right now, Auburn is sitting at 9-0. They have a lock on the SEC West and are headed to ATL for a return date with Tennessee, another bunch of savages with nothing but hatred for Alabama. I hope that either Georgia or our Men in Crimson, or both, send Auburn to ATL with at least one loss.

I don't want Auburn to win an SEC title. I don't want Auburn to play for a national title. They don't deserve it. They haven't earned it. The only bad thing about Auburn NOT winning an SEC title is that Tennessee will. Talk about the lesser of two evils. I'm not even sure there is a lesser evil.

The only reason either team is where they are now is because they, along with the rest of the SEC, conspired to rat us out to the NCAA, and used that against us in recruiting. No way. No way on God's green earth, in heaven above or the pits of hell below, am I pulling for Auburn.

It's a new day though, barners & viles. Take this to the bank. Bet the house, the farm, the wife and the kids on it. When we get back on our feet, we're gonna start whipping you like the unruly, heathen little savages that you are.
 
talisitider said:
Living out of state huh? You need to come back home, live 30 miles away from Auburn (like me) and then you would change your tune. I don't care if Auburn lost the NC game or any game to a sunbelt team or a gateway team!Conference pride, state pride yeah right.....

May Auburn get the h@*ll beat from them from head to toe by any and all!
Agree!

Yeah, just what we want as Bama fans is AU to win the national title. :rolleyes: Yeah, right? :mad:

What's wrong with you people?! This is Auburn we're talking about...stepchild and agriculture. Many of their fans actually celebrated more when the NCAA nailed us than when their team beat us on the field.

Are you back with me yet?
 

BLAST FROM THE PAST

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I am a Bama fan and graduate. My own mother went to Auburn. But the guys in my family pull for the Tide and the women cheer for Auburn. I do not know if we will beat Auburn this year. I can really only guess at what will happen. I do know this the odds are against Auburn winning the national championship this year with GA. coming up and Oklahoma and USC ahead of them. It looks like that Auburn would have to land up in the Orange Bowl and beat USC in order to win the national championship. Even if Auburn jumps Oklahoma by winning out in the SEC. I still believe that USC will beat them in the Orange Bowl. Look, USC beat Auburn the last two years including last year at Auburn. This looks like the year that USC will finally win it all!!! Tough luck Tigers!!!
 

rtrcam

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Sep 23, 2003
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I'm sorry, I just can't do it. I can't pull for the cow college. However, there's no question they have a great team this year. It's my hope we give them what they gave us in '89.
 

GulfCoastTider

Hall of Fame
I think it's a moot point

First of all, both Oklahoma and Southern Cal are likely to win out. Southern Cal is almost a lock to win out, and Oklahoma has had its scare already against Oklahoma State. If they both win out, then Auburn gets to be the bridesmaid.

Why? Tradition. Oklahoma and Southern Cal are among the top echelon in College Football. They deserve to be mentioned in the same breath with Alabama, Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State, Nebraska. When one of these programs is within sniffing distance of the BCS Championship Game, chances are good that they'll get in just because of who they are. It's not fair, it's not right, but that's just the way it is.

Remember, Auburn, ranked #2, played Michigan in the 1984 Sugar Bowl, and won the game. They were leapfrogged by Miami who went from #3 to #1. In 1993, they went undefeated but were ineligible to win the AP national title.

Auburn has no tradition of winning titles. Writers and coaches alike look at Auburn, and they're just not convinced that they're a legitimate contender for the crown. A lot of writers think they blew their chance last year, when so many writers put their faith in them, only to see'em play like the Barn that we all know and laugh at. So even if Auburn wins out, they're still probably going to have to join the rest of us in watching Oklahoma and USC in the matchup everyone else thinks is the right one.
 

Capstoner

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GulfCoastTider said:
So even if Auburn wins out, they're still probably going to have to join the rest of us in watching Oklahoma and USC in the matchup everyone else thinks is the right one.

True, but I don't even want to hear them whine. I want them to lose a game before then.
 

rolltideinkpttn

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the only way i would ever pull for Auburn is if it would help Bama in the SEC. Now, seeing as Auburn probably isnt going to lose out, i actually would want Auburn to beat UGA and whoever else they have just so they can have a greater fall and add to the pleasure of winning the Iron Bowl this year. Roll Tide.
 

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