News Article: Florida Woman Stuffed Stolen Lobster Tails in Pants

[AV8N]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...d-stolen-lobster-pants-cops-article-1.1827577

I guess five finger discounts on shellfish are only for Heisman winners.

 

[Bamaro]

Reed told the cops she was planning to trade the lobsters with a friend and “possibly buy Chinese buffet or diluadid,” which is a brand of the drug hydromorphone.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...er-pants-cops-article-1.1827577#ixzz34Y9SGiIz

I hate having to make that choice.

 

[Bodhisattva]

Meth head probably already had the crabs.

 

[Bama Reb]

I've heard of people having to decide whether to buy food or prescription meds, but this goes way, way beyond that.

 

[jthomas666]

Meth head probably already had the crabs.

Her ambition was to move up to a better class of crustacean, but the Man is keepin her down.

 

[Catfish]

A Florida woman is accused of leaving a Publix store with seven lobster tails stuffed into her pants.

(Blah, blah, blah...)

The tails were priced at $11.99, which means her day’s catch added up to $83.99.

Apparently, journalists with the Daily News aren't required to have much in the way of math skills.

 

[cbi1972]

Apparently, journalists with the Daily News aren't required to have much in the way of math skills.

There was .07% inflation between the beginning and end of the sentence.

 

[ValuJet]

How much is dilaudid on the black market? I haven't a clue, but I'd think a trip to a $12.99 feast at a Chinese Buffett would be the better choice.

 

[TideMan09]

Is she kin to Jameis Winston???

 

[ValuJet]

Is she kin to Jameis Winston???

She was headed to his place to feed him.

 

[CajunCrimson]

Her ambition was to move up to a better class of crustacean, but the George Bush is keepin her down.

FIFY

 

[RollTideMang]

Apparently, journalists with the Daily News aren't required to have much in the way of math skills.

Tax included maybe?