Hospital Guard Fired For Sex With A Corpse In A Storage Room

selmaborntidefan

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I wonder if he pulled a Costanza when they called him in - "was that wrong?"

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story...ard-raped-corpse-in-storage-room-deputies-say

MEMPHIS, TN
A security guard had sex with a corpse in a hospital storage room, according to Shelby County Sheriff's Office.

Deputies arrested Cameron Wright on charges of abuse of a corpse.

A witness reported seeing Wright with the corpse at St. Francis Hospital. Officers arrived and took Wright to jail.

Investigators said Wright admitted to the crime. He was booked on a $3,000 bond.
 

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The security guard involved in this situation has been terminated." Well, duh!

Why y'all assume the corpse was a "she"?

Have y'all noticed that Selma and DBF are never on here at the same time?
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Its On A Slab

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I went to see a horror/slasher flick when I was in high school.

Midnight movie, I think.

One of those titillating films with scantily-clad young ladies, most of them getting killed in awful ways.

After one such killing, I heard a drunk in the back of the theater yell, "#*%$ her before she gets cold!!!"

Serial killer, much, dude?
 

selmaborntidefan

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I went to see a horror/slasher flick when I was in high school.

Midnight movie, I think.

One of those titillating films with scantily-clad young ladies, most of them getting killed in awful ways.

After one such killing, I heard a drunk in the back of the theater yell, "#*%$ her before she gets cold!!!"

Serial killer, much, dude?
You went to the movies with Jeffrey Dahmer?????
 

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I have a problem with the characterization "have sex" with a corpse, which implies the corpse was a participant, obviously impossible. What he performed was masturbation, using the corpse as a sex aid. There. That's closer to being accurate...