As a sidebar, I will say that I acknowledge the pain members of the Chinese delegation I strongly suspect they suffered being forced to eat zakuski and reindeer steaks and snow crab salads and to pretend it’s haute cuisine, and then having had to smile at and drink eternal friendship vodka toasts with — in what must be any Chinese diplomat’s estimation — a pack of barbarians that wash infrequently, are intellectually inferior, don’t like to work hard, are bad at business and constitute an outright menace to themselves and everyone around them. If any Chinese negotiator who was there in Moscow reads this and knows different, contact me and I promise to retract the sidebar with a heartfelt apology.