Say something MEAN about Tennessee (within reason)

ganu76

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I'm going to buy a bluetick hound, pull his ears, and beat him with his own tail!!
 

BrandonOfMetry

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Much as these past few years have taken them out of the spotlight, I still hate them.

I'm also realistic enough to know that while they're terrible now, they won't be terrible forever. There's too much fan support. They'll be back; Harvey Updyke could go up there with a bulldozer and destroy Neyland Stadium and they'd still be back. Knowing they'll be back is what keeps me hating them. They are the yang to our yin.
 

Crimson Surfer

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Jul 14, 2001
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Vince and Barbara Dooley's son Derek is much too well spoken and he does not hate Bama enough to be the coach of Tennessee. ;) Even though I still added some reasons to clarify that comment that was the least reasoned mean comment I could make about them. Seriously!
 

Florida Tom

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Aug 15, 2011
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No words can describe how much I hate UT!

I want to see them suffer so bad, I lose it, usually I don't like injuries for anybody but if the whole team turned into Quads, Saturday night I would still light up my Cigar!

Floods, earthquakes, whatever, I love it when it hits Knoxville.

I love a quote by Sammuel L Jackson I can't repeat here, but yes I do hope they Burn.

And I toned it down!

I just love the Al-Qaeda one!
 

RJ YellowHammer

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Sep 1, 2009
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My biggest problem with Tennessee is that it's filled with Vol worshiping Tennesseans.

A number of otherwise ok things have been tarnished forever because of UT. Thanks to the Viles, I will always hate Coonskin caps, hound dogs, the color orange, moonshine, Rocky Top, and I really can't even tolerate checkerboards...

I do like the phrase - "There's nothing like a Vol Fan in August."

 
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tidehawk

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Feb 9, 2001
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My two favorite quotes from Jerry Duncan about UT:

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee.

Well, Eli, these Tennessee folks are really giving it to our boys down here, they hate us. But by God, I hate them too. Back to you, Eli."
 

wisten

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Apr 30, 2003
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they are so worked up about playing second fiddle in the SEC over the years TN can't figure out how to do their own thing. I don't hate them, but I damned sure don't like them.
 

squalor

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Feb 21, 2000
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It seems like all their big cities are at the edges of their state, like the people are heading for the exit. I mean, their state touches so many other states it shouldn't be a problem getting out.
 

glasscutter256

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Jan 31, 2009
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I think it is fitting that Halloween is so close to this game. To see all of those pumpkins in the stands. I love smashing pumpkins. I think the UA football teams like smashing pumpkins on the 3rd Sat. in Oct. every year.

Btw, my take on the "nothing sucks like a big orange" saying. UT's nickname is the Big Orange. And UT sucks therefore "nothing sucks like a big orange."
 

Clubfitter

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"Alabama will be out of business in a few years"


Hope you are enjoying your retirement Phat Phil. I hope you are enjoying the past two whippings we gave you in 07 and 08. We're still in business and and your in the middle of a bankrupcy proceeding.