Say something MEAN about Tennessee (within reason)

[Al A Bama]

I live in the State of Tennessee and the UT football team is just an embarrassment.

Do all your EX's live in Texas? Do you hang your Crimson Tide hat in Tenercee?

I do like that George Strait song!

If you are teaching your grandson how to count, you know like 1 + 1 = 2; just take him to the Alabama vs Tenercee game and show him how many teeth two Tenercee fans have. This makes math more relevant to the young ones. For higher mathematics you can have them count the Tenercee players teeth after the game. Let's see! They can bring 85 players, right?:BigA::BigA:

 

[tidefan39817]

ahhhh, nothing like "hate week" haha... if you see me wearing a turban, it means tennessee is playing Al-Qaeda....

 

[CrimSonami]

They actually PAY MONEY for that puke orange attire................ AND WEAR IT! REALLY?

 

[willie52]

My parents taught me to never make fun of the handicapped. I have nothing to say I guess.

 

[RTR91]

Well, I don't like hearing Rocky Top over and over....

An Alabama fan and a Tennessee fan were fighting side-by-side in World War II, and both were captured and sentenced to die by firing squad. The Tennessee man was stood up before the firing squad and the guard asked him if he had any last request. He thought for a second, then asked them to play Rocky Top one last time. From the side, the Aabama fan shouted out "Then please shoot me first!!"

 

[GoBama#1]

Hehe. True.

and fitting

 

[RollTideMang]

"You can't spell Citrus without UT" - SOS

 

[GoBama#1]

I hope it's worse this year.

That was a wonderful game at BDS. That whole stadium was rocking in the second half. Pure fun.

 

[RTR91]

"You can't spell Citrus without UT" - SOS

There are a few other words that you can't spell without UT, too...

 

[derek4tide]

okay, someone explain the saying "nothing sucks like a big orange.

I've never gotten that one. I'm certain I'm taking it too literal, but it just makes no sense.

Actually AJ, it is, "No fruit sucks like a big orange." There are a couple of connotations that can be interpreted here....I leave those up to you....lol

 

[SavannahDare]

okay, someone explain the saying "nothing sucks like a big orange.

I've never gotten that one. I'm certain I'm taking it too literal, but it just makes no sense.

Have you ever sucked an orange? You gotta roll it just right, cut the hole just right, then squeeze and suck with all your might to get what essentially amounts to about 2 ounces of juice, only to be left with that burning citrus feeling on your lips that lasts for about an hour or more. It's irritating before, during and after.

There's also that alternate, double entendre about "no fruit" sucking like the big orange, but I prefer the former, more literal iteration.

 

[RibsNWhiskey]

An Alabama fan and a Tennessee fan, fighting side-by-side were captured during World War II and sentenced to die by firing squad. The enemy commander asked the Tennessee fan if he had any last requests. The Vol said, “I want to hear Rocky Top one last time.” The Bama fan was then asked if he had any last requests. “Yes, shoot me first!”

 

[RVTIDER]

Have you ever sucked an orange? You gotta roll it just right, cut the hole just right, then squeeze and suck with all your might to get what essentially amounts to about 2 ounces of juice, only to be left with that burning citrus feeling on your lips that lasts for about an hour or more. It's irritating before, during and after.

There's also that alternate, double entendre about "no fruit" sucking like the big orange, but I prefer the former, more literal iteration.

Somehow it sounds better coming from you,

 

[bamaslammer]

There is no score high enough, no goose egg goosie enough, no number of Tennessee players injured, to possibly quench my thirst for Tennessee's destruction.

My hatred for them has no bounds or limits except that no matter how much I hate them, I always hate Auburn more.

 

[Little Piggie]

You know why there are no prostitutes in Tennessee?

They are all volunteers.

 

[bbqman]

UT vs The Taliban? Go Taliban!

My dad sat my brother and I down long ago (late 60's) and told us never, ever, do we pull for Tenn under this roof! No circumstances whatsoever!
"do you understand?" .."Yes sir!"
I gave my daughters the same lecture about 9 yrs ago and we that is that!
Hate 'em!

 

[bamanut_aj]

Have you ever sucked an orange? You gotta roll it just right, cut the hole just right, then squeeze and suck with all your might to get what essentially amounts to about 2 ounces of juice, only to be left with that burning citrus feeling on your lips that lasts for about an hour or more. It's irritating before, during and after.

There's also that alternate, double entendre about "no fruit" sucking like the big orange, but I prefer the former, more literal iteration.

again, being too literal....so the orange doesn't do the sucking; the person drinking the juice out of the orange does the sucking.

See? I'm a spoil sport.

 

[Silverback]

They were so desperate for a Coach that they hired Kiffin!

 

[lafella]

That was a wonderful game at BDS. That whole stadium was rocking in the second half. Pure fun.

Yes it was lol. We had a couple of UT fans behind us jawing the first quarter and they literal made out like a thief in the night .. I turned around and they were gone! lol That was a fun game.

 

[Tidetwin]

okay, someone explain the saying "nothing sucks like a big orange.

I've never gotten that one. I'm certain I'm taking it too literal, but it just makes no sense.

Missing a few important words, AJ: " No fruit sucks like the Big Orange". It was a mainstay sign at Legion Field during the early 70's.