Could you imagine what Barners Walk of Champions would look like?
Let's see...
You have a statute of Shug Jordan - API 1957* Co-National Champions (* denotes NCAA probation for cheating)
You would have a rosy cheek plump 4' tall statute of Terry Bowden - Auburn University 1993* Unbeaten but nobody saw it because we werent on TV (* denotes NCAA probation for cheating)
You would have a big-eared 5' tall statute of Tommy Tuberville - Auburn University 2004* People of Lee County National Champions (* season subsequently vacated due to cheating discovered in 2011)
You would have dual statute of Cheezwhiz and Trooper Taylor doing a chest bump - Auburn University 2010* We won it on the field National Champions (* denotes season subsequently vacated due to federal indictment of Rev. Cecil Newton, Board Chairman Bobby Lowder, Bingo tycoon Milton McGregor, YellaFella Jimmy Rane, football legend Pat Dye, Rev. Chette Williams, and bookkeeper Wayne Hall)
All 4 statutes would a have a "Press for Audio" button (a convenience for all AU Fans who cant read the bronze scroll below the statute) where Rod Bramlett and Stan White would homerize how AU was robbed of these championships.
Little children would run up the walkway (which happens to inscribe David Housel's speech nazi-ing Alabama) confusing the statutes as Disney characters.