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The barner boards are ablaze .

WOW, i have never really read AU boards, maybe twice before, but i've read a few threads in the past couple of days for entertainment...and just WOW.

the level of paranoia is just unbelievable ...conspiracies EVERYWHERE.

serious little brother complex!! (btw if you google what is a little brother complex - a tidefans post about auburn comes up first! LOL :biggrin:)

their world does revolve around us.
 
Has anyone noticed that a disproportionate number of AU fans seem to live in a world just shy of reality. Sure, every fan base has some that are loyal to the point of being blind and deaf, but a good number of their fans are delusional. In the Kubler-Ross model, most are stuck at Denial, although, a few have made it to anger. They adhere to the belief that AU has never, nor will ever do wrong and all of those associated with the university are unquestionably ready for sainthood. That is, unless those individuals make themselves unclean and unworthy by accepting positions at the U of A. Conspiracies become the gospel truth. The U of A was actually built on 1000 acres of Hell that were raised from the fiery depths and Nick Saban is the illegitamate son of ol' Scratch himself. Ok, I made up the part about them believing the U of A is built on perdition's soil. They are a psychiatrists wet dream. Tin foil sales must be higher in this state than anywhere else.

I could be mistaken, though.
 
37bamagrl said:
the level of paranoia is just unbelievable ...conspiracies EVERYWHERE.

serious little brother complex!! (btw if you google what is a little brother complex - a tidefans post about auburn comes up first! LOL :biggrin:)

their world does revolve around us.
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superchief said:
Has anyone noticed that a disproportionate number of AU fans seem to live in a world just shy of reality. Sure, every fan base has some that are loyal to the point of being blind and deaf, but a good number of their fans are delusional. In the Kubler-Ross model, most are stuck at Denial, although, a few have made it to anger. They adhere to the belief that AU has never, nor will ever do wrong and all of those associated with the university are unquestionably ready for sainthood. That is, unless those individuals make themselves unclean and unworthy by accepting positions at the U of A. Conspiracies become the gospel truth. The U of A was actually built on 1000 acres of Hell that were raised from the fiery depths and Nick Saban is the illegitamate son of ol' Scratch himself. Ok, I made up the part about them believing the U of A is built on perdition's soil. They are a psychiatrists wet dream. Tin foil sales must be higher in this state than anywhere else.

I could be mistaken, though.
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I have LOVED reading the barner message boards the last couple of days! I have never seen the word "traitor" used so much! It's funny how they never used it when Oliver left Alabama for Auburn. Something else that is funny is how much the Aubies wished they had a coach like Saban half way through last season. In places they don't like to talk about at parties they are jealous and that didn't get any better with the hiring of Ole 5 - 19, Gene Jizzm.
 
TIDE-HSV said:
BEFORE!?!?!? :PDT_ura1::PDT_ura1::PDT_ura1:
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Indeed. Have you checked out this bit of creamy goodness? lol
I dont know how those people live. If I thought the entire world was out to get me the way they do I'd probably have permanently moved into a cold war fall out shelter many moons ago. It would be absolutely scary if I didn't have my screen and all the 'tubes' in between.
 
silentsam74 said:
Indeed. Have you checked out this bit of creamy goodness? lol
I dont know how those people live. If I thought the entire world was out to get me the way they do I'd probably have permanently moved into a cold war fall out shelter many moons ago. It would be absolutely scary if I didn't have my screen and all the 'tubes' in between.
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Sam , the most amazing thing about that one is who started it - Mark Green . Wait , what am I saying :redface: It's nothing out of the norm for that mental midget . I actually wrote something for him last night and just could not hit submit . It was as brutal as he is obsessed . What a LOSER !

crimson_blood said:
More Barner conspiracy theories...

BARNYARD CONSPIRACY



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CB , that thread is possibly my favorite with statements such as this ....
I believe that they would pay him to steer him away from Auburn. They have done that before.
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:rolleyes:
 
They know the entire story on who shot President Kennedy too.....just ask them.....it was Jay Barker in the grassy nole:biggrin:
 
These people actually do our recruiting for us. Any recruit that reads their board would think the whole place is a looney bin!

Mark Greene has a Bama fixation problem, how in the world can he lead a Scout Board and hold his head up, Scout Management should take some action against his over the top posts.
 
CrimsonPaul said:
These people actually do our recruiting for us. Any recruit that reads their board would think the whole place is a looney bin!

Mark Greene has a Bama fixation problem, how in the world can he lead a Scout Board and hold his head up, Scout Management should take some action against his over the top posts.
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That and the fact that they think we pay players not to play at Bama, but to NOT play at the barn...:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
CrimsonPaul said:
These people actually do our recruiting for us. Any recruit that reads their board would think the whole place is a looney bin!

Mark Greene has a Bama fixation problem, how in the world can he lead a Scout Board and hold his head up, Scout Management should take some action against his over the top posts.
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Nah. Leave him on display as example A of "Auburn Syndrome". He does way more good for us by letting him spew.
 
rolltidescott said:
That and the fact that they think we pay players not to play at Bama, but to NOT play at the barn...:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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Oh no, Its both! The corrupt REC pays players to go to Bama and has enough money left to keep any decent players from going to the barn. In fact, the REC holds at least 90% of the money in the US. The Freemasons are a blip on the radar compared to the REC. The Bilderberg Group is, in fact, actually just the global chapter of the REC.
The Red Elephant Club
The evil monkey in the barner's closets for over 50 years and counting!
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Speak of the devil, Heres another dropping from the MooU nut house.

Mrkgreen
Tubs wasn't lazy. But he was tired of dealing with bought players in state. Still, he did the footwork in recruiting. Bama's favorite thing to do was buy a player, let that player lead AU on (Jarrell Harris anyone?) so AU would waste time and resources on him, and then sign the player while putting the word out that AU didn't try as hard as Alabama. That is an old SABAN MO dating back to Mich State and LSU. Some of you don't understand what AU is dealing with. I was hoping the Willis thing would shed some light for some, but that was a long time a go now--more than 24 hours. Memories fade.

Auburn will not start to better itself until it can tell itself the truth--on all fronts. Lies will never improve your program.

You won't know what kind of task you have until you accurately evaluate the situation. At least Chizik is working on the kids he can control. He'll likely get the knife from Patrick and a few others, but he'll learn from that. What hurts Saban most is when Auburn can pick up players in state he has no room for and players out of state that can run with Alabama's best. An even playing field talentwise ultimately tilts in Auburn's favor becaus Bama has to continue to risk NCAA trouble to hold up their end.

Let's PLEASE be patient with this and let Chiz go to work, and stop throwing mud at the previous AU staff who gave their expertise and much of their lives in faithful and effective service of AU football.
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silentsam74 said:
Oh no, Its both! The corrupt REC pays players to go to Bama and has enough money left to keep any decent players from going to the barn. In fact, the REC holds at least 90% of the money in the US. The Freemasons are a blip on the radar compared to the REC. The Bilderberg Group is, in fact, actually just the global chapter of the REC.
The Red Elephant Club
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I have been discussing with the "powers that be" about starting a REC here in Tampa. This has jump started me to actually going forward with the idea. If you live in central FLA and want to join - pm me. Let's make the barners suffer even more.:)
 
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