Bizarre Headlines in News III

Huckleberry

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Gamblers Now Care More About Flying Phalluses Than WNBA Scores

Polymarket bettors wagered more money on whether another dildo will be hurled onto a WNBA court this week than on who will actually win the games, the company announced Wednesday.

Polymarket Sports’ X account crowed that “WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game.” At the time of publication, the prop market titled “Another dildo thrown at WNBA game by Friday?” showed over $69,000 in volume, while the richest straight-up game line — Aces vs. Valkyries — sat at just $6,800, Polymarket’s public order book showed.
 

CrimsonJazz

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'Taste it for yourself': Breast milk-flavored ice cream available nationwide
Frida and OddFellows' Breast Milk Ice Cream is "sweet, a little salty, smooth, with hints of honey and sprinkles of colostrum, and features a distinct colostrum yellow tinge."
Seriously?
 

75thru79

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I can't be the only one here who is wondering what kind of cookies they were. I mean, it's not just me, right? Right?
Absolutely. Maybe they meant canned biscuits or cinnamon rolls. I've never seen cookies that come in a cannister that would "explode".
 

CrimsonJazz

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Absolutely. Maybe they meant canned biscuits or cinnamon rolls. I've never seen cookies that come in a cannister that would "explode".
One never knows, I guess, since I don't bake cookies or really anything else. I'll say this, if I was the manager here, I would absolutely be having fun with this. "Excuse me sir, while we're waiting for the cops and ambulance to arrive, may I "ass" you a few questions?
 

dayhiker

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If I were to use that orifice for shoplifting, it would be something a whollllllllle lot more valuable than cookie dough.
 
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