Bizarre headlines in the news II

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Crimson1967

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It’s funny because:

1. Nobody actually got hurt
2. It’s the barn
It gets better.


The guy is now dating the daughter of the Chrisley Knows Best couple.

If you don’t know who the Chrisleys are, you’re lucky. They had a reality show based on their home life before they got busted for tax fraud and went to prison.
 
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It gets better.


The guy is now dating the daughter of the Chrisley Knows Best couple.

If you don’t know who the Chrisleys are, you’re lucky. They had a reality show based on their home life before they got busted for tax fraud and went to prison.
I only became aware of them because my kids went on a modern family binge and that show came on after so we'd always get a min at the end of every dvr recording. Interestingly for much of it they lived a few miles from me. No understanding of why anyone would watch any of that or why these people even get tv shows to begin with
 
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I only became aware of them because my kids went on a modern family binge and that show came on after so we'd always get a min at the end of every dvr recording. Interestingly for much of it they lived a few miles from me. No understanding of why anyone would watch any of that or why these people even get tv shows to begin with
My wife used to watch it so I got to see it. Mildly amusing but rather repetitive.

But I never understood why they had a show to begin with. He wasn’t a celebrity (I think he was in real estate) so why would anyone care to watch them?
 
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WASHINGTON — President Biden told a group of rabbis on Thursday that he was “raised in the synagogues” of Delaware — after previously claiming to have been raised by the state’s then-tiny Puerto Rican community.

“I, you might say, was raised in the synagogues of my state. You think I’m kidding, I’m not,” Biden said during a call ahead of Rosh HaShanah, the Jewish new year holiday that begins Friday.
You know, maybe he's not as far gone as we thought. His ability to make up stuff on the fly is impressive.
 
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Definitely smarter than the average bear!
In upstate NY, you're required to carry a bearproof container for your food. These require two-handed operation, depressing a tab while twisting the top off. Nevertheless, a sow learned how to do it, taught her cubs and now bears with that ability are scattered all over the area...
 

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In upstate NY, you're required to carry a bearproof container for your food. These require two-handed operation, depressing a tab while twisting the top off. Nevertheless, a sow learned how to do it, taught her cubs and now bears with that ability are scattered all over the area...
well that is not terrifying at all
 
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A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped. The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday.

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area" state police said in a release

Darn good advice IMO
 

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A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped. The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday.

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area" state police said in a release

Darn good advice IMO
People have died, falling into septic tanks...
 
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Florida Police Investigating After Alligator Was Seen Carrying Dead Human Body Down Street

Officers discovered the remains of a deceased adult in the waterway near a 13-foot, 8.5-inch male alligator ....

The dead body had been found in a waterway located near Ridgecrest Park in Pinellas County, according to the outlet, which has a 5-acre lake and has been known for alligator sightings. According to Bay News 9, that is also near the location where a 47-year-old man had died in an alligator-related incident while looking for Frisbees and other discs in the water.

"I would’ve never dreamt that an alligator would be in this area," Terri Williams told Fox 13 Tampa Bay.

Um, Terri, why would that never occur to you? Just like one should assume that every gun is loaded, one's default should be that every body of water in Florida has an alligator. Just safer that way.
 

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A woman was rescued Tuesday from an outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed in to retrieve her Apple Watch and became trapped. The woman, whose name was not released, lowered herself inside the toilet after dropping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bagley Township, state police said Wednesday.

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area" state police said in a release

Darn good advice IMO
People should stay in their own lane and let Darwin do his work.
 

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A story from a few pages back, coming full circle

 
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