Trump Attacks Iran, IV

[selmaborntidefan]

You can make an argument that Iran has been waging war since 1979. They have a pretty long list of terrorist attacks and proxy's attacking countries all over the region and the world.

Iran would argue the West began the whole thing in 1953.

 

[92tide]

Remember the line from Crocodile Dundee about “you can eat it but……..”

i was doing a trail build one day last year and one guy had an atlanta mushroom foraging club shirt on and the motto on the shirt was “every mushroom is edible … once”

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Iran would argue the West began the whole thing in 1953.

They wouldn't be wrong, either.

 

[arthurdawg]

Iran would argue the West began the whole thing in 1953.

Yes... As their democratically elected government was toppled by MI-6 and the CIA... For the oil...

Wherefore are thou British Petroleum?

 

[Its On A Slab]

I don't think I ever want to know what gray meat tastes like.

Soylent Green.

 

[Its On A Slab]

Somebody better tell GI Joke that there is no such Bible verse as Austin 3:16, either

GI Joke. I'm going to have to remember that one. LOL

I wish I could link South Park's takedown of Kegsbreath. One of their best. Their sendup of "Highway To The Danger Zone" is changed to "Pete Hegseth Is A ******. ******!!" (moderators: those are real asterisks and not my attempt to subvert the msg board profanity filter )

 

[CrimsonJazz]

(moderators: those are real asterisks and not my attempt to subvert the msg board profanity filter )

 

[selmaborntidefan]

 

[92tide]

so is schrodinger’s strait closed again?

 

[92tide]

Iran says it has closed Strait of Hormuz again over US blockade

The standoff over the Strait of Hormuz has quickly escalated again as Iran reversed its reopening of the crucial waterway and fired on ships attempting to pass, in retaliation after the United States pressed ahead with its blockade choking off Iranian ports.

apnews.com

 

[Its On A Slab]

I'm still here (for now). All bets are off if the msg board Roomba snatches the post. I think I put enough guardrails in to save my access.

 

[UAH]

What is afoot now with US troop presence increasing in the Gulf. One Asian news report this morning suggested that one plan was to land special operators along with Mossad inside Iran to make contact with anti regime forces and obviously arm them to create essentially a civil war inside Iran. It must be taken with a grain of salt but it appears to fit very nicely with Natanyahu aims for Israeli control and of course Trump and his crew looking to pull a few billion dollars from Iranian oil.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

I'm still here (for now). All bets are off if the msg board Roomba snatches the post. I think I put enough guardrails in to save my access.

No worries, mate. I’ve done the asterisk thing many times and I’m still here, too.

 

[Its On A Slab]

No worries, mate. I’ve done the asterisk thing many times and I’m still here, too.

Just always remember that if you gaze long into The Msb Board Roomba, it gazes back at you.

 

[Its On A Slab]

Iran says it has closed Strait of Hormuz again over US blockade

The standoff over the Strait of Hormuz has quickly escalated again as Iran reversed its reopening of the crucial waterway and fired on ships attempting to pass, in retaliation after the United States pressed ahead with its blockade choking off Iranian ports.

apnews.com

I am awaiting GI Joke's marching orders for the attack from the Department of WAW on The Strait of Vermouth.

 

[92tide]

get ready for another epic taco tuesday. the mango moron doesn't have the mental capacity to realize that he cannot continue to b.s. his way through this

https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/u-s-military-prepares-to-board-iran-linked-ships-in-coming-days-officials-say-4dc0a718

The U.S. military is preparing in coming days to board Iran-linked oil tankers and seize commercial ships in international waters, according to U.S. officials, expanding its naval crackdown beyond the Middle East.

The planning comes as the Iranian military continues to tighten its grip on the Strait of Hormuz, attacking several commercial vessels on Saturday as it declared the waterway was being “strictly controlled” by Iran.

The developments sent shipping companies scrambling a day after Iran’s foreign minister said the strait was fully open to commercial traffic—an announcement that was welcomed by President Trump.

 

[AWRTR]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2044759211100291129

Pope Leo XIV: Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

The pope should also take a look at some people that have held his position, but they were the vicars of Christ after all so we can't do that.

 

[4Q Basket Case]

I’m extremely skeptical of any religion or denomination that claims to be the only legitimate one.

 

[crimsonaudio]

compare this with the million dollar a plate mar a lago soirées dear leader is hosting celebrating our fifteenth win in the “war”

https://twitter.com/x/status/2044874837919739922

Imagine you are a sailor aboard USS Abraham Lincoln, somewhere in the waters off Iran, flying combat missions around the clock during Operation Epic Fury. You are eating hot eggs for breakfast, grilled chicken for lunch, roast beef for dinner, and grabbing a plate at midnight rations before your next watch. Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a domestic media apparatus is publishing photographs purporting to show your meals as rotten slabs of unidentified meat, telling the American public you are starving. The photographs were not taken aboard your ship. They were not taken this decade. Some of them appear to have originated during the Iran-Iraq war in the 1980s, circulated on Reddit as far back as 2017, and laundered through Southeast Asian social media accounts before being amplified by Ukrainian 𝕏 accounts and finally laundered into American living rooms by outlets like USA Today, CNN, and MSNBC. This is not journalism. This is information warfare, and the American press is either a willing participant or too incompetent to be trusted with the facts.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2045524094792196290

 

[92tide]

the ministry of truth's pr machine is quick, i'll give them that